NintendoLife and Desire Turner can burn in hell!!

I've tried to play nice since I was banned form that fucking shitty excuse for a website for doing exactly what TheBlackDragon told me to do: address her directly when I had problems with the way she did things! Since then, I've tried to get unbanned, but none of those fucking ass holes will even reply to me!!
Well you know what, NintendoLife?! Fuck you, fuck your abusive moderators, fuck your standards, and fuck your policies! I'm done trying to play nice!! I won't be shedding any tears if y'all get burned alive! You are further proof that being human doesn't make your life worth anything!! Rat shit is more valuable than you!!

Fuck you, Sony!!!! Fuck you to hell!!!

You can update your fucking servers to sell more shit that continues to disappoint, but you can't fix some sound issues and other bugs that have been in the game for years!! Then you got your shitty Movie store that doesn't keep record of movie purchases so if my the data on my hard drive corrupts as a result of running your shitty programs (which has happened), I'm just SOL unless I back the whole drive up first! I lost a fucking $20 movie I got on your stupid store because my PS3 crashed while I was using your crappy-ass browsers and I can't get it back without paying for it again because the "license" needs to be renewed ... for $20!! Fuck you, you useless greedy fucking ass holes!! I hope the buildings you work in collapse on you and kill you painfully!! The world is better off without you, you fucking piece of shit!!!

Sick of the PETA jokes.

I guess it goes without saying that I am sick to death of that overused phrase, "I'm a member of PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals." To the people who keep using that phrase, you've made your point, now shut the fucking hell up!!! Yes, I hate people who kill animals! I hate people who kill other people! I even hate some of my friends! I actually un-friended one of them on Facebook recently because I was sick of him deleting all my comments on his posts. Was that immature? You bet your ass it was immature, but so was all his bullshit! Hmm, I seem to be getting off-topic. I'm sure it's no surprise to anyone that I never liked that anti-PETA phrase that I see over and over and over again! It's like that fucking bumper sticker that has the rebel flag and says, "If this flag offends you, you need a history lesson." You think some fucking Minuteman Tea Party redneck wouldn't bash my car windows and lights out if I had a similar bumper sticker but with a Mexican flag instead? And not a picture of Butthead pissing on it?!! Yes, I'm going off topic again, but this is my topic to go off of, so if you got a problem with that, call me out on it and I'll probably cuss you out!!

Why I make angry rants here.

Let's be honest. A majority of these rants probably look like selfish ravings from a spoiled brat with too much time on his hands. Maybe they are. I'm not trying to convince anyone with this blog though, simply airing my personal grievences (I'll be sure to spell-check that later). This hate- and anger-filled blog is for me alone, but anyone is free to read it. You know how sometimes you're so pissed off that you feel a need to share it with someone? Well I'm sharing my anger with The Internet. Read at your own risk.

FUCK YOU, SONY!! YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!

Yes, I'm bashing Sony again! If you got a problem with that, then fuck off and go somewhere else!!
I'm actually using my PS3 and its shitty browser to type this blog because my moody laptop is currently turned off. That's reminds me: Hey Dell, fuck you too!!
Anyway, apparently Sony removed the option to turn off Trophy notifications while playing PlayStation 3 games. Of course the Sony fanatics give their fucking "cry moar" replies like the annoying biased pieces of shit that they are. I hate all fanatics; it doesn't matter who or what they are loyal to. They're all little fuckers of shit who deserve nothing less than to be force-fed shit! Who knows why Sony removed that notification disabler. Maybe it's because "Fuck you, that's why!" or some other crap.

On a side note, fuck Wikipedia for refusing to allow spoiler bars or spoiler notifications on its website. I used to respect those ass holes.

My quick review of Lego Batman 2: DC Super Heroes

Fuck this game!! Fuck this fucking piece of shit in the fucking ass with a fucking pinecone!! It's so fucking broken!! I don't remember the last time I cussed at a game so much!! Everyone who made this game should be tortured and killed!! Fuck you, Traveler's Tales, and fuck you DC, for letting them make this piece of shit!! And fuck you too, Lego, for your fucking broken lego adaptations!! Fuck all of them straight to hell!!!!

Fuck you, Apple!!

You're a terrible company with an arrogant attitude, your MP3 players constantly fuck up, and your customer service is a fucking joke!! When my iPod finally does die out (which is probably very soon), my replacement won't be a product you make!! And if I ever get an e-reader, it won't be an iPad!