Fuck you, Charles Martinet!!

You gave Mario one of the most annoying character voices I ever heard!! It was even your idea!! I hope you die a terrible death, you fucking piece of shit!!!

Star Fox on Wii: How it should have happened and how it would have happened

How it should have happened:
Controls similar to Tom Clancy's Hawx 2 or Sin & Punishment, where you control the Arwing with the nunchuck's control stick and aim (as in control the reticule) by pointing the Wii remote.

How it probably would have happened (there was no room for "probably in the topic title):
Having to control your Arwing using a Motion+ remote like you do in Wii Sports Resort and Skyward Sword. There would probably also be another sappy father-son story with Marcus trying to live up to dear old dad. G4, IGN, and GameSpot would give this game a less-than-perfect score and fanatics would yell bias either without bothering to know why those sites didn't absolutely love the game or trying to defend Nintendo's poor decision to make players use the damn remote to control the plane!!

I know what this looks like. I'm not trolling though, I'm venting my frustration at Miyamoto and his fanatics who can't take even the slightest bit of criticism!!

You poked the bear, girls! You poked him!!.

This is my rant page.

This is where I type all my anger, rage, hatred, and pretty much everything "dark side" for wandering readers to see. I make no apologies for my posts here, cuz none of you have to read it. What you see here may offend you, may shock you, may make you question what the hell kind of person I think I am. I'm an angry Joe who hates Joe The Plumber and all the shit-faced ass holes out there.

Fuck you, Sony!! Again!!

Since 1997, Sony has not given me a decent amount of time to stop hating it because of all the fucked up shit it does. It pretty much began with Sony paying Eidos to not put Tomb Raider 2 on Nintendo 64. Then it went on to some shitty Sony Pictures movies, faulty electronics, and most recently a hidden requirement for use of a new place in DC Universe Online that is not revealed until after I pay for it!!! Getting the 54 Combat Rating level to get into Central City is no easy feat even at Level 30, the current highest a character can go. To all you Sony fanatics who blame me for not doing all the research before buying the map, FUCK YOU TOO!!! There was no info on the pack saying anything about Central City than that buying the pack would grant me access to it!!

Fuck Sony!! I'm not buying more of their shit until they pull their act together! I can live without Vita or PS4!!

I am so fucking sick of this fucking "troops" worship!!

Late to the party again, I just found out about Soulja Boy taking heat for "dissing the troops" in his song, Let's Be Real. I'm not a Soulja Boy fan, but he should not have to apologize for stating his opinion. And you know what?! I feel like dissing them too!! I'm sick of the tributes to the troops, I'm sick of those fucking yellow ribbons, I'm sick of those fucking rednecks telling everyone that our soldiers fight for our freedom of speech ... as if that means we shouldn't be utilizing it when it means saying anything bad about the military!! I will not apologize for not having my tongue stuck up the U.S. Military's ass!! If you want to worship the U.S. army, fine, but leave me the fuck out of it!!!

The more I think of it, the angrier I get...

Yes, more rants in DeRo's Bat Cave. Maybe some day I'll post something positive, but for now, I need to get all the shit out of the way first.
Jesse Helms and the Foundation for Biomedical Research got small animals excluded from the Animal Welfare Act because it wasn't enough for researchers to test on animals, they needed to be allowed to be as cruel as humanly possible. FBR's excuse is that it's vital to the advancement of medicine. Jesse Helms' excuse is ... well, he was a fucking ass hole so he didn't really need a reason. Sometimes I want to dig up his corpse and ashes and piss all over it. I wish it was possible to bring him back to life and perform horrible experiments on him to see how he likes it.
I know how important animal research currently is to saving human life. There are too fucking many of us anyway!

Flag displays

In October of 2007, a veteran got royally pissed off at Cantina El Jaripeo in Reno for flying a Mexican flag above out beloved Stars & Stripes flag on the same pole. He got in his truck, drove down to the bar, cut both flags down, made a little speech about doing this in honor of his country, and made off with the American flag. The reporter there then asked the bar owners what they were trying to accomplish.
Was flying a Mexican Flag above a USA one while in the USA in bad taste? Probably. Was it illegal? Sort of, but not really. There's a flag code in America, but it's not supposed to be enforced because doing so would violate the First Amendment to the United States Constitution.
Since this story is over three years old, I have pondered whether I should write about it, but praise for Jim Broussard (the veteran) and disdain for Cantina El Jaripeo (including scathing reviews on Google Maps which addressed little more than the flag incident) are still popping up around the Internet, with very few on the other side.
If you search for Jim Broussard, you'll find mostly praise for him and his actions. Here in DeRo's Bat Cave, you will find disdain for Jim Broussard, so if you're one of the people who regard him as a hero and want to read nothing negative about him, stop reading this blog right now.
Still with me? Okay then. I can see where he's coming from. He risked his life overseas to serve his country, so's he's right to be a little touchy when he fels like it's being disrespected. Then there's the whole fear factor of having foreigners come into our country and take it over. Heaven forbid anyone even hints at doing to us what was done to the last natives. What he does not have a right to do is vandalize private property just because someone living here didn't feel like raising the American flag highest. What Jim did was pain true American patriots as bigots who can and will get pissed off whenever someone living in our country doesn't think it's better than everywhere else.
So welcome to the only result you will find when searching "Jim Broussard sucks" and "Jim Broussard is no patriot". Oh yeah! I went there! My name is DeRosset Myers. I'm a liberal American. I wrote this blog with a Dell laptop computer in honor of my right to vent my frustrations and in honor of the freedom to display your flags however damn well you please!!