Dear Domino's Pizza! Take your Artisan topping rules and shove them up your ass!!

It's no secret that Domino's Pizza sucks ass. Recently, I saw an ad for their new Artisan pizzas, none of which have toppings I want, and they're cockily stating that you can't choose your own toppings for it because they're "too good to be messed with" or some other bullshit! If they're not going to let me try their new crust with the toppings I want, they can go fuck themselves while I take my business elsewhere!