NintendoLife and Desire Turner can burn in hell!!

I've tried to play nice since I was banned form that fucking shitty excuse for a website for doing exactly what TheBlackDragon told me to do: address her directly when I had problems with the way she did things! Since then, I've tried to get unbanned, but none of those fucking ass holes will even reply to me!!
Well you know what, NintendoLife?! Fuck you, fuck your abusive moderators, fuck your standards, and fuck your policies! I'm done trying to play nice!! I won't be shedding any tears if y'all get burned alive! You are further proof that being human doesn't make your life worth anything!! Rat shit is more valuable than you!!

Fuck you, Sony!!!! Fuck you to hell!!!

You can update your fucking servers to sell more shit that continues to disappoint, but you can't fix some sound issues and other bugs that have been in the game for years!! Then you got your shitty Movie store that doesn't keep record of movie purchases so if my the data on my hard drive corrupts as a result of running your shitty programs (which has happened), I'm just SOL unless I back the whole drive up first! I lost a fucking $20 movie I got on your stupid store because my PS3 crashed while I was using your crappy-ass browsers and I can't get it back without paying for it again because the "license" needs to be renewed ... for $20!! Fuck you, you useless greedy fucking ass holes!! I hope the buildings you work in collapse on you and kill you painfully!! The world is better off without you, you fucking piece of shit!!!

Sick of the PETA jokes.

I guess it goes without saying that I am sick to death of that overused phrase, "I'm a member of PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals." To the people who keep using that phrase, you've made your point, now shut the fucking hell up!!! Yes, I hate people who kill animals! I hate people who kill other people! I even hate some of my friends! I actually un-friended one of them on Facebook recently because I was sick of him deleting all my comments on his posts. Was that immature? You bet your ass it was immature, but so was all his bullshit! Hmm, I seem to be getting off-topic. I'm sure it's no surprise to anyone that I never liked that anti-PETA phrase that I see over and over and over again! It's like that fucking bumper sticker that has the rebel flag and says, "If this flag offends you, you need a history lesson." You think some fucking Minuteman Tea Party redneck wouldn't bash my car windows and lights out if I had a similar bumper sticker but with a Mexican flag instead? And not a picture of Butthead pissing on it?!! Yes, I'm going off topic again, but this is my topic to go off of, so if you got a problem with that, call me out on it and I'll probably cuss you out!!

Why I make angry rants here.

Let's be honest. A majority of these rants probably look like selfish ravings from a spoiled brat with too much time on his hands. Maybe they are. I'm not trying to convince anyone with this blog though, simply airing my personal grievences (I'll be sure to spell-check that later). This hate- and anger-filled blog is for me alone, but anyone is free to read it. You know how sometimes you're so pissed off that you feel a need to share it with someone? Well I'm sharing my anger with The Internet. Read at your own risk.

FUCK YOU, SONY!! YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!

Yes, I'm bashing Sony again! If you got a problem with that, then fuck off and go somewhere else!!
I'm actually using my PS3 and its shitty browser to type this blog because my moody laptop is currently turned off. That's reminds me: Hey Dell, fuck you too!!
Anyway, apparently Sony removed the option to turn off Trophy notifications while playing PlayStation 3 games. Of course the Sony fanatics give their fucking "cry moar" replies like the annoying biased pieces of shit that they are. I hate all fanatics; it doesn't matter who or what they are loyal to. They're all little fuckers of shit who deserve nothing less than to be force-fed shit! Who knows why Sony removed that notification disabler. Maybe it's because "Fuck you, that's why!" or some other crap.

On a side note, fuck Wikipedia for refusing to allow spoiler bars or spoiler notifications on its website. I used to respect those ass holes.

My quick review of Lego Batman 2: DC Super Heroes

Fuck this game!! Fuck this fucking piece of shit in the fucking ass with a fucking pinecone!! It's so fucking broken!! I don't remember the last time I cussed at a game so much!! Everyone who made this game should be tortured and killed!! Fuck you, Traveler's Tales, and fuck you DC, for letting them make this piece of shit!! And fuck you too, Lego, for your fucking broken lego adaptations!! Fuck all of them straight to hell!!!!

Fuck you, Apple!!

You're a terrible company with an arrogant attitude, your MP3 players constantly fuck up, and your customer service is a fucking joke!! When my iPod finally does die out (which is probably very soon), my replacement won't be a product you make!! And if I ever get an e-reader, it won't be an iPad!

Dear Domino's Pizza! Take your Artisan topping rules and shove them up your ass!!

It's no secret that Domino's Pizza sucks ass. Recently, I saw an ad for their new Artisan pizzas, none of which have toppings I want, and they're cockily stating that you can't choose your own toppings for it because they're "too good to be messed with" or some other bullshit! If they're not going to let me try their new crust with the toppings I want, they can go fuck themselves while I take my business elsewhere!

Fuck you, Charles Martinet!!

You gave Mario one of the most annoying character voices I ever heard!! It was even your idea!! I hope you die a terrible death, you fucking piece of shit!!!

Star Fox on Wii: How it should have happened and how it would have happened

How it should have happened:
Controls similar to Tom Clancy's Hawx 2 or Sin & Punishment, where you control the Arwing with the nunchuck's control stick and aim (as in control the reticule) by pointing the Wii remote.

How it probably would have happened (there was no room for "probably in the topic title):
Having to control your Arwing using a Motion+ remote like you do in Wii Sports Resort and Skyward Sword. There would probably also be another sappy father-son story with Marcus trying to live up to dear old dad. G4, IGN, and GameSpot would give this game a less-than-perfect score and fanatics would yell bias either without bothering to know why those sites didn't absolutely love the game or trying to defend Nintendo's poor decision to make players use the damn remote to control the plane!!

I know what this looks like. I'm not trolling though, I'm venting my frustration at Miyamoto and his fanatics who can't take even the slightest bit of criticism!!

You poked the bear, girls! You poked him!!.

This is my rant page.

This is where I type all my anger, rage, hatred, and pretty much everything "dark side" for wandering readers to see. I make no apologies for my posts here, cuz none of you have to read it. What you see here may offend you, may shock you, may make you question what the hell kind of person I think I am. I'm an angry Joe who hates Joe The Plumber and all the shit-faced ass holes out there.

Fuck you, Sony!! Again!!

Since 1997, Sony has not given me a decent amount of time to stop hating it because of all the fucked up shit it does. It pretty much began with Sony paying Eidos to not put Tomb Raider 2 on Nintendo 64. Then it went on to some shitty Sony Pictures movies, faulty electronics, and most recently a hidden requirement for use of a new place in DC Universe Online that is not revealed until after I pay for it!!! Getting the 54 Combat Rating level to get into Central City is no easy feat even at Level 30, the current highest a character can go. To all you Sony fanatics who blame me for not doing all the research before buying the map, FUCK YOU TOO!!! There was no info on the pack saying anything about Central City than that buying the pack would grant me access to it!!

Fuck Sony!! I'm not buying more of their shit until they pull their act together! I can live without Vita or PS4!!

I am so fucking sick of this fucking "troops" worship!!

Late to the party again, I just found out about Soulja Boy taking heat for "dissing the troops" in his song, Let's Be Real. I'm not a Soulja Boy fan, but he should not have to apologize for stating his opinion. And you know what?! I feel like dissing them too!! I'm sick of the tributes to the troops, I'm sick of those fucking yellow ribbons, I'm sick of those fucking rednecks telling everyone that our soldiers fight for our freedom of speech ... as if that means we shouldn't be utilizing it when it means saying anything bad about the military!! I will not apologize for not having my tongue stuck up the U.S. Military's ass!! If you want to worship the U.S. army, fine, but leave me the fuck out of it!!!

The more I think of it, the angrier I get...

Yes, more rants in DeRo's Bat Cave. Maybe some day I'll post something positive, but for now, I need to get all the shit out of the way first.
Jesse Helms and the Foundation for Biomedical Research got small animals excluded from the Animal Welfare Act because it wasn't enough for researchers to test on animals, they needed to be allowed to be as cruel as humanly possible. FBR's excuse is that it's vital to the advancement of medicine. Jesse Helms' excuse is ... well, he was a fucking ass hole so he didn't really need a reason. Sometimes I want to dig up his corpse and ashes and piss all over it. I wish it was possible to bring him back to life and perform horrible experiments on him to see how he likes it.
I know how important animal research currently is to saving human life. There are too fucking many of us anyway!

Flag displays

In October of 2007, a veteran got royally pissed off at Cantina El Jaripeo in Reno for flying a Mexican flag above out beloved Stars & Stripes flag on the same pole. He got in his truck, drove down to the bar, cut both flags down, made a little speech about doing this in honor of his country, and made off with the American flag. The reporter there then asked the bar owners what they were trying to accomplish.
Was flying a Mexican Flag above a USA one while in the USA in bad taste? Probably. Was it illegal? Sort of, but not really. There's a flag code in America, but it's not supposed to be enforced because doing so would violate the First Amendment to the United States Constitution.
Since this story is over three years old, I have pondered whether I should write about it, but praise for Jim Broussard (the veteran) and disdain for Cantina El Jaripeo (including scathing reviews on Google Maps which addressed little more than the flag incident) are still popping up around the Internet, with very few on the other side.
If you search for Jim Broussard, you'll find mostly praise for him and his actions. Here in DeRo's Bat Cave, you will find disdain for Jim Broussard, so if you're one of the people who regard him as a hero and want to read nothing negative about him, stop reading this blog right now.
Still with me? Okay then. I can see where he's coming from. He risked his life overseas to serve his country, so's he's right to be a little touchy when he fels like it's being disrespected. Then there's the whole fear factor of having foreigners come into our country and take it over. Heaven forbid anyone even hints at doing to us what was done to the last natives. What he does not have a right to do is vandalize private property just because someone living here didn't feel like raising the American flag highest. What Jim did was pain true American patriots as bigots who can and will get pissed off whenever someone living in our country doesn't think it's better than everywhere else.
So welcome to the only result you will find when searching "Jim Broussard sucks" and "Jim Broussard is no patriot". Oh yeah! I went there! My name is DeRosset Myers. I'm a liberal American. I wrote this blog with a Dell laptop computer in honor of my right to vent my frustrations and in honor of the freedom to display your flags however damn well you please!!

Balut should be illegal.

I'm posting this because no one else seems to be.
For those who don't know, balut is a way of cooking eggs with ducklings in them who are almost ready to hatch. Unless the unhatched ducklings have no consciousness whatsoever (which I doubt is the case), this is torture.
I'm pretty much bitching about balut because there's an international food store that has a lot of great stuff you can't find anywhere else nearby, but they also sell this horrible duck egg, so I feel like a fucking ass hole every time I shop there, which isn't very often anymore.

And no, I don't support the live boiling of shellfish either.

John Kerry sucks

No, not because he's a "liberal" or because he "insulted our troops." I don't give a fuck about that. John Kerry is an ass hole because he hunted geese to get votes. Fuck you, John Kerry. I don't want a shitstick like you for president.

Fuck you too, Rick Santorum!! I see what you did there!

Please allow me to introduce myself.

I am DeRosset. I am starting a blog here to bitch and complain about my various problems on the road to solving them. If you hate blog posts that bitch and moan, you shouldn't be reading this. If you do happen to give a fuck about someone else's problems, then ... I won't try to scare you away, but I will also not try not to scare you away! I'm doing this partly because I've been wanting to for quite some time and because my psychiatrist recommended it.